chRistmAs~~

u hAve 3 nEw tEstimOniAls!!
cliCk...
"Merrie chriStmAs" - Li Yue (Pri scH frEn)
"Merrie ChriStmAs" - Wei lUn (PolY fRen)
"Merrie ChriStmAs" - JoAnna (sec sCh frEn)
-_-""

hAhahas...

ChriStmAs eve i sPent iT With mY clAssmAtes...
iT wAS suPposed tO bE A dOuble dAte.. mi and wEi der, JOanne And her bF...



Budden We wEnt tO dOwntoWN eAst.. Oops!! nO coUntdOwn~
we didnT wAnna gO oRchard cOz it will be liKe pEople sQueezey pEople...



wHile waiting foR joAnne aND her bF tO cOme, Weider tOok mi tO bUy a drinK at Cheers.. i wAs hAppily unkNowinglY dRinking thAT sO caLLed fOod jUice whiCh cOntAins 5% alCohOl.. iT wAs onlY when mY stOmAch stArts tO buRn fOod thEN he tOld mi the trUth.. i alrEAy dRANk hALf the bOttle... i wAs sO so sO angRy aNd cried!!



i wAs smS-ing jAsOn then.. cOs he wAs siCk at hOme... hE went driNking in k bOx the dAy b4 anD onlY slept 1 hR... hE accompAny us fOr lunCh after scH aNd wAS terriblY siCk...




BUdden he reSted till 8 in the eVening ANd wAnted tO mEet eZra thEy all aT fiShermAn'S villAge.. hE asked uS tO jOin thEm since iT iS tOo at pAsir riS anD nO countdOwn in dOwntOwN eAst mahss...



we wAlked there tO mEet all oF them... si Ting decided tO cOme tOo.. iT wAs liKe a biG clAss gAthering in a sOme sOrt pAi kiA plAce... alOt oF ah bEngs and ah liAns thEre wiTh suPer dupEr lOud muSic, bEer, dAncing~ soMe sOrt likE an oPen aiR pUb... mi, joANne aNd si Ting fElt sOOo out of plAce there... eZra thEy all wEre hAPpilY drinking bEer aNd smOking, lAughing aWAy.. whilE we werE stoN-ing liKe a stOne.. hAhahahas..



wE cAlled fOR hoR fun to eAt anYway.. aNd lAter drAnk sOme beer altOgether... i was tAKing sip bY siP buDden wEidEr and kAiser (JoAnne'S bF) wAs drinkiNg a biG mOuthful sO fAst..!



We lAter Went tO plAy spArkles oUtside thAt stupid plAce anD toOk sOme phOtoS~



i rEAched hOme oNLy at 4am.. anD WEider hAs tO hElp mi wAlK hOme.. hAhas.. wAs slAcking till chriStmAs! eVerything bEcaMe dOuble viSiOn fOR mi...

it'S chRistmAs!!

iT'S chriStmAs~Arent u eXcitEd?
mY side iS reAlli fUll oF chRistmAs atMospHere!
mY schOol hAs a chRiStMAs fAir, plAying suPer lOud muSic eVerydAy~ bEen gOing ouT aFteR sChoOl gEtting thE reSt oF the pResents aS wEll... evEryoNe wAS kindA excitEd in sChool, plAnning activitieS foR chriStmAs' evE..



toDay iS thE chirStmAs' eve moRning.. aNd we hAve A hAlf dAy sCh till 12pm~ aND After thAT we goOna gO for luNch as a clAss!! evEryoNe in mY clAss hAs bEen awAiting thiS dAy~



wEd.. WeideR jiO chEw huA ANd jASon oUt tO See chriStmAs lights with uS.. wE wEnt tO gEt preSEnts b4 thEy reAch... i Bought xUe an anklEt AT Pink tUlip in pS.. shellen's = wAt u aLL shld noE wAt it iS.. As fOr mY clAssmAtes... i b0ught a tEddy beAr at pREcioUs tOts...


And i sAw Cindy!! sHE wAs ruNning ANd ruShing duNno for wAt.. ANd i bRoke hER run.. hAHAs.. i gRabbed hEr arm anD smilEd to her.. she sMiled bAck.. And i sUspect shE wAs kindA spOtting uS coS wE mEt heR At the eScalatOr again And shE rEallY tOok A bERY bERY spEcific glAncE aT Weider.. hAhas..


jAson ANd chEw huA cAMe nOt lOng after... wE ate aT nOodle bAr ANd thEy trEat uS!! $70.30 for 4! wEider stUff ouR share of mOney inTo jsOn'S shiRt buT chEw hUa lAter pUt thEm all bAck intO mY bAg -_-""..!



aS uSUal, i wAs luFfing liKe mAd bEcoS oF jAsOn'S prEsence.. Weider wAs sOrt oF qUiet thRoughout... hE cANt stAnd chEw huA~ ... cHEw huA'S neW lOOk rEAllY suiT hEr... sHe cUt hEr fRinge aNd chANged hEr Eye shAdOw colOr.. frOm pinK tO dArk bLue le... jAson kEpt sAying thAt i loOked alOt alOt fAtter thAn lAst time.. SoBs.. aND kEpt SpeCficing on "alOt alOt" !!


We tOok lOts oF phOtos and jAson wAs willingly enjoYing bEing the phOtogRApher~ hahahA..


anD We dEcided tO wAlk tO tAnglin mAll sinCe it hAs beEn the tOp foR decO-ing chRiStmAs... ANd i thOught oF Ying.. sHe WOrking there!! i mSg her to jOin uS~~


duNno whY i tinK shE lOoked hAppier tAking phOto with mi thAn with chEw huA incluDed.. hAHahas.. rite Ying? i aM sO bhBs nEhss..!!

bUsy wEek~

wAhss.. it iS anOther sAturdAy fOr mi.. finAlly cAn sleep tO all i wAnt...
thiS wEek hAs bEen a buSy wEek foR mi... hehes...
Busy wiTh sch.. buSy wiTh gOing out after sCh...



Tuesday i wAtched BlAde TrinitY wiTh Wei Der.. Wenking and hEr bF jOined uS foR lunCh b4 the shoW stArts.. aNd hEr impreSsion of hiM wAs that hE lOok like jAson, sOund likE jAson, act liKe jAson.. hAHas.. shE tOld hiM thAt the onlY diffErenCe iS thAT jAson iS muCh SHorter.. hAhas.. ActuAlly i alsO tink sO ="P.. WeijiAn alwAys remind mi dOn "rEn wrOng pEople" oR the tRouble gEts biG~
hAhass...



i wAs kindA afrAid thAT WEnking cAnt tAke wEider'S "sHOotings" ..
hAHaHas.. sO kEep Asking her tO ignoRe hiM cOS hiS mouth sUper "jiAn".. aND i hAd A hArd tiMe aSking him to shUt up..! hE cANt seemed tO stoP tAlking!!


buT lOoks liKe i aM wOrrying tOO muChs... Wenking tolD Si ting they all thAt "Turtle iS vEry fuN to plAy~"
"huHs??!! u plAyed with hER turTle??" wAs si Ting'S reActiOn.. lOlx~


blAde Trinity iS super duper niCe!! a Must See mOvie k.. iT iS aBout vaMpires And vAmpires' slAyerS.. tO knOe moRe, gO wAtch!! i wAtched bEcos mY fAve chArActer iS onE oF the mAin leAds... hEr reAl naMe is cAlled Jessica dunno wAt.. kinDa scAry sO gEt pRepAred!!


i bOught Ying'S and liNg'S pResent during thAt dAY itsElf and drAgged pOor him fRom shOp to shOp.. hehes...
pAssed iT tO theM yESterday.. aNd hAd a biG chAt wIth thEm all nite..
gOod thing they liKed wAt i bOught.. hEhes.. cOS i rEally bOught wat thEy likE~ =P
Ying u muSt Stay As hAppie aS yesterdAy forEvA woRs!!


hEre Are sOme jAp words i leArnt from clAss:
tAke A pEep at theM:


gomen nasai - i am sorry.
doomo arigatoo gozai masu - thank you very much.
doo itashimashite - you are welcome.
ogenki desuka - How are you?
hai, ogenki desu - i am fine.
soodesuka - i see.
doozo - Here you are.
doomo - well, thanks (reply tO doozo)
hajimemashite - How do you do?
doozo yoroshiku - Pleased to meet you.
mata aimashoo - See you again.


thAT's all foR the dAy~ see yA sOon~~!!

SchOoling dAys

bEen bUsy with sChoOl lAtely..
bUdden i kindA awAits schOol stArts..
miSs mY clAssmAtes' lAughter.. hEhes


wEll wEll... thiS sEmester i tinK i am dOomed...
gOt 2 cHemistry Sub anD a mAthS diFferentiatiOn etC.. Oh oH.. nEeda reAlli jiA yOu~



tOday wAs my biOcHem lAb lEssOn.. wE Spent 3 hoUrs uSing thE micr0-piPette aNd spraying wAter on eAch othEr..
its sTrUcture qUite diFferent fRom sec Sch one.. reAlli smAll~ sO cUte!


And Wenking uSed iTs shArp tiP tO inject mY arM.. sHe tOok "injEctiOn" on mi anD asked mi tO be steAdy, dOn gAn chiOng... -_-"" luCkily nOt pAin.. buDden i sAw a smAll hole in mY BCG mArk.. hAhas!


eZra thEy all plAyed muSic frOm their hPs tO aCcompAny us thRoughout the laB leSsOn And wAs asked tO sHut uP!! hAo xiN mEi hAo bAo.. hAHas..



wAt elSe hAppened lAst wEek?
oH ya.. i tOld Si ting theY all thAt i nEeda gO get mY pAy from Ling thaT weEk.. $$ wAs in mY whOle mind thAt day.. Wenking hEArd it anD plAnned a TReat fRom mi tO them.. -_-"" .. i kEpt heR pRomise, not my pRomise thOugh aNd wE wEnt Long John siLver tO mAkan.. i sPEnt aRound $30++ on 6 oF thEm.. jAsOn wAs the moSt buAy pAisehs.. hE ordEred cOmbO 2 plUs eXtra chiCken meat and sAlAd.. hAHahas..



a viSitor cAme tO bE one oF us tOo..
hE iS aS knOwn as "jAson'S sOn"..

jAsOn iS selEcted as mEntor ( sOmething liKe cOunsEllor) lehss... mai siAo siao..
thAT meAns he hAs tO bring onE bOy whO hAs completed hiS o lEVels tO shOw him aRound fOr 2 wEeks.. thE bOy hAs tO fOllow us everyday.. eAt with us, hAve lEssonS with us etC...

cAn see thAt he reAlly siAnz duRing lEssons.. dRoOling awAy sleeping~ hahas..
i lEnt him mY lEcture nOtes aNd he hEld it foR the whOle lEssOn~ i wAs thinking, "ni nA liAo wO dU shE mO shU, aiyO."

And plUS pluS, hE seemEd rEAlly scAred oF EZra, SamUel, Daniel aNd Song hUa coS they lOoked likE ah bEngs~ thEy kEpt cAlling him "gEe nA" (smAll kid).. kinda ruDe hoRs..



and i went tO ALan'S hoUse aS it wAs "hiS" bDae thAt dAy.. "he" pErfOrmed a cAt wAlk fOR us anD i lOlx..
tOo jiN bAo liAos.. hahAs


"hE" tOld mi thAT wEidEr mA fAn dUo, huA yE dUo, dOng zhuO mAn But ultimAtely iS A niCe gUy.. But buT whEn u dOn see him iS okie, bUt iF u sEe hiM, u will find him fAn.. ANd "hiS" cOncluSion iS don see wEider bEtta.. hAHas..

sTop hEre.. tRy tO blOg oFten k.. see yA guys sOon!!

=)

i aCcidentAlly dElEted mY entry juSt noW.. hAHass...
gEtting mORe bluR And blUr eAch dAy tO cOme...


yeSt wAs mY lAst dAy at wOrk... SeemEd liKe everyOne rEmindEd mi aS and wHen theY saW mi...
eSp whEn i gonna lEAve aT 6 30pm fRom wOrk...
i idle fRom one cOmpUter seAt tO aNother coS onE after another aSked...

-ni yAo ZoU le huhSs?-
siLly QuestiOn lEhss...
Well.. tO mi.. eVerything hAs tO cOme tO an eNd ultimately, bE it gOod oR bAd thingS... i aM just gOing bAck tO schOol, nOt lEaving the wOrld mahss...


Wondering wHen i wiLl gEt mY pAy... mAYbe same dAY as ling they all oR gonnA get dElayed further?? siAnss... bOss iS sO un-auTomAtic... mY lAst dAY le lEhss... hE gAve Ezra liAos But fORgoTten ABout mi~

SchoOl iS stArting!!
cOuntdOwn = 2 dAys onlY~
mOnday cOmes aNd i wiLl see Si Ting thEy all agAin....
And sPend mY chriStmAs in sChool dAyss...
lOoking fORwArd tO it thOugh...


Ying ANd Ling: stilL exchAnging chriStmAS prESents hOrss?
Ying: when u free cAll mi.. ling'S bdAe iS coMing..
="'p

i fEel gOoOod.. dA dA dA tA tA~

hEhes.. sOrrie hAs nOt been blOgging theSe dAys...
i wAs kiNda lAzy tO tYpe.. lAst few dAys i hAve beeN at wOrk then gOing out with weiDer..



lAst sAt wAs thE onE of hAppiest dAys of mY life tHAt i spEnt.. a mEmory i will kEEp 4evA.. (hALf a yeAr oF smiles)
i fEel gOod~ dA dA dA tA ta~
wE mAde a vOw..
oKies... fUll stOp.. [lipS on fingEr]
shhhHhhs...
i will stOp mentiOning 'WeidEr' ..
hAHas...


todAy i wOrked 12 hOurs frm 8:30am tO 8:30pm..
Usually bY 6 i will hAve bAckAche.. likE ah mA hOrs...



bUt nOt tOday... becOs i nEedA wORk OT toDAy tO finiSH uP my WOrklOAd, EZra lEnt mi thE chAir hE usuallY sitS on...
thAT kind of big bOss' chAir..
sO bAckAche iS gOne...
hAHass.. u muSt be thinking whY hE sO nice riteS...
cOs hE toDay iS in-chArge oF distributing woRk tO mi And mY coLLeAgues And helP with thOse hAving proBlems...
---> smAllest supErvisOr
sO he waS tOo buSy tO dO hiS oWn wOrk...



"hUi jin u wAnna sit mY chAir oR notSs?!?"
still as fierce as uSual lAhss... hAHas
sO As hiS clAssmAte... i will dO my pArt tO complete "Hyperlink" foR hiM sO thAt he woNt gEt scOlded bY the biggEr superviSors eSp WaNi...



gtG sleEp... here juSt tO tell yA guyS i aM nOt vAnished intO thiN air~




anD toMorroW i gonnA waTcH 'incredibles' wiTh ling and Ying... seem like sO long neber wATch any mOvie with them le... the last oNe wAs.. ermss...
Ice Age???
thinK sO.. ="P

thAt wAs a cLOse shAve~

todAy iS juSt anoTher bOring dAy at wOrk~
after i pArted with Ling after work, when i wAs topPing uP my buS cOnCessiOn in s'gOon interchange... guEss whO i sAw?
an aUntie tApped mY shoulder and aSked mi tO top uP foR her~
anD she iS.........
A regulAr mY all time fAve cuStoMer oF NTUC...
shE still rEmembered mi lehss..
i smiled and she saw mY crOoked teeth...
"aiYohs... whY u don want go and pluCk your vampire tEeth??"
duNno wat tO reply sia... hAHas..
thEn she tOld mi tO gO tO a dentiSt aT pAyar lebAr tO pluCk out mY tWo "cUte" tEeth.. hAHas..
thAT turned out thAT she hAd tEeth similAr tO mine when she wAs younger..
buDden she went tO thiS wondErfUl dentiSt in PayAr LebAr wHo plucked bOth of them oUt aNd replAce them with tWo fake tEeth...
Oh goSh.. i wAs thinkiNg nO wAy~~ mi witH fAKe tEeth!! nO nO And NO!!
she suggest mi tO plUck thEn wAit foR mY oTHer tEeth tO moVe in then filled uP thE hOles in mY mouth...
iF the other tEeth neber movE then tOo bAd.. i gO pUt fake tEEth~
i goOna miSs my singApore idOl iF i let her cArry oN!! hoWww??
"ehss... aUntie ahss... wO yAo hui jiA le.. wO mA ma yAo hAn wO liaO.."
hAHas.. gOod excuSe huhs...
and i thinK when i reAched hOme i wAS pAnting~
well.. i cAlled 1900 112 1903 on mY wAy hOme aNyway...
mY third vOte oF the dAy... ling shld knoW wat i mean.. haHas...
Wows.. thAt wAs a cLose shAve! i reAlly thoUght sylveSter lEow liAos...
bUt hEng ahss...
buT Olinda oUt made mi kinda sAd alSo... duNno whY...
aT exActly 9pm when the sHow enDs...
One mEssAge receiVed~
"sO hoW's the reSult?
iS your favOurite oUt?
SendEr:
WEidEr"
-_-"""
sO bAd~

gOnna cUt hAir sOon anYway.. ReAlli lOok likE siAO Za bO alreAdy..
mAybe cUt tO shoulder lEngth..
Wat dO u all tink??
=)

sUnshinE~

yeSterdAy i went to wOrk alOne.. ling wAs in her clAss chAlet~ On mY wAy tO woRk, i ReAlise thAt mY wAllet = nO mOney.. anD the ATMs in AljuniEd arE sOo rAre.. PluS i am gonNa be lAte fOr wORk if i SeArch..
sO finAL deciSion:
1 - digged out mOney frm mY bag.. i am xiAo ding dAng k? haHas
2 - bOrrow frOm Eric ! mY colleagUe)



WHen i reAched office i cArried oUt mY firSt deCision...
i foUnd tWo $1 cOin, one 50 cent cOin and onE twenty cenT cOin.. hehes.. shlD be able tO get rOti prAta oR chiCken rice??



thEn hElp cAme~ wEider cAlled.
"Huhs??!! u foRgOt tO bring mOney ahs? thEn wat u eAt?? EAt grAss ahs??"



i tried tO explAin tO him thAt i did hAVe sOme cOins.. bUt thAT fEllOw sAid wHen he releAsed from cAmp at 11, hE cOme And eAt with mi...
-_-:: i gOt a freee treat foR nOt bringing mOney~a bleSsing in diSguise~hehe



hE reAched arounD 12 30pm,, We wEre cAught in the heAvy rAin!! drenched!! onlY when we reAched thE mArket then he said he aCtUally nOt eating.. HiS mummY cOoked hiS share alreAdy. sTupid bOi!!



hE spEnt the reSt of the tiMe wAtching mi eAt. -_-::
When wE were gOing bAck tO oFfice,
we were cAught by eriC thEy all..
sWay hUhs...
thEY aCtuAlly shOok hANds with WEi dEr!!
i wAs liKe... oH mY gOsh~ buAy pAisehs
hAHahas...



i WroTe thiS blOg tO tell yA guys...
i guesS....
i gUess....
i guEss....
both of us are finE agAin~ hahas..

=)

iT iS anOther bRand nEw dAy fOr mi... hehes.. qUite tired anYway...

thANks gers foR all Your coMments... well... i will try mY best tO sort it oUt.. dOn worrie...

i aM sUre i cAN overcOme this... And we bOth wiLL be okie.. thAnks sO mUch!!

.....sObss.....

I hAve nOt bEen mYself lAtelY... well... u gUys mAy nOt hAVe sEen it... but Wei dEr did..


i gEt angRy ovEr mAny little thingS, irritAted eAsilY anD mY attentiOn drifted aWay freQuentlY..


angry - i meaN reAlli angrY.. i will screAm!! sCreAm at hiM anD see him fEel sO hUrt... thEn regretting mY actiOns..



angry ovEr? some little little fAvours he jUst cAnt fulfiL due tO tiMe cOnstraints... aNd sOmetimes iT wAsnt even hiS fAult!! i blEw mY tOp yesterdAy again, fOR the third tiMe thiS weEk.. third tiMe le lEhss... juSt becOs i cAll hiM anD he sAid tO cAll mi bAck lAter.. well.. hE did lAter.. onlY tO gEt tOld off by mi...



mY shoRt temper hAs mAde hiM sO sad.. =~( i cOuld see huRt in hiS eyes... i duNno whY i didnt cAre aT thAt tiMe..
i wilL purpOsely mAke hiM angry tOo... buDden hE didnt...
thE mOre nice he is tO mi, the moRe i dOnt appreciate...



irritAted when hE cAlls mi.. i meAn when i Am with mY frens.. i will giVe hiM mY moSt siAnz vOice to tALk to him...



mAybe cOs of mY worries thAt i didnt tell hiM..
mAybe juSt cOs i hAvent gEt enough sleep sinCe work started..
i uSEd tO tell hiM everything, bE it mY jOys or sorrOws...
buDden nOw i hide it tO mYself..
i kind oF lOst mY sense oF secUrity...
i aM afrAid thAT he cOuldnt take mY noNsense onE dAy...
i nEeda change back tO mY old self qUicklY...
bUt hOw??



mY attentiOn alsO drifted awAy whEn he tAlks tO mi.. i will thinK oF other thingS instead of listening... i coUldnt get mY mind peAce... =~(
i wOrry and wOrry.. over nOthing?!


hE realised all oF thiS.. mi tOo...
i Told hiM to leave mi alOne foR a few dAys...
but he didnt agree..
hE Asked mi tO share everything with hiM...
but it seemed liKe i didnt haVe muCh pRoblem..
i aM hAppie with mY freNs, fAMily etC..
buT noT with hiM...

cAN anYone tell me whY?
Sobss*

a Wei Der dAy!!

i wAs wAiting fOr Wei DEr at thE mrT stAtiOn whEn thiS sUrveyOr appRoAched me!! i almOst faint wHen he tAlk tO mi~~ hE is sOoooooooo cUte!! hAHass... buDden mY heaRt didn't rAce lAhss..


hE iS a sEriOus iNterviEwer.. reAdin Out evEry siNgle questiOn.. i mEan moSt sUrveyorS will juSt thrOw u thE pAper and a pEn tO write mahss..


i fEel stupid bEside hiM.. cOs i duNno wAt iS CCTV anD pluNger.. thEn hE lAugh at mi lOhss... -_-""
hE explAined until sO chiMz sO i juSt pretendEd tO understAnd... OOoohhhhss and nOdded... hAHas..



Weider bROught mi tO eat Sushi Tei at PAragOn..
i kePt eating awAy hiS moNey.. and kEpt aSking hiM tO gO the rOwing suShi machine tO get moRe!! haHahas...
thEn hE put sOme wAsabi on the suShi without mi knoWing..
i ate it anD i cOuld fEel the hOtness ruShin oUt of mY noSe!!
i cRied unintentiOnally~~!


i flAshEd hiM mY blAckest fAce when he used me as a guinEa pig tO try suShi with diFferent jAp sAuce~~
$39.80~ woRth it thOugh... frEns, remembeR to try it somedAy!!


We tOok nEo print And he cUt qUene! sO impAtient! ANd hE Act cUte agaiN!! -_-"" Ji sHui liAo?? buAy tA-hAn~~



We sAw ZhuAng Mi Xue (Michelle) at TakA!
lOok exActly the sAme in TV.. mAybe taller by Abit?? kinDa dAo alsO.. wEidEr pOinted at her sOOo mAny times she alsO nEBer reAct~~ hAHass.. he gOt excited oVEr mAny liitle thingS.. *pAisehs


Ling!! i sAw JoAnna aT Dobby GhAut Mrt stAtiOn.. she CUt her hAir!! and she will bE gOing tO the clAss gAthering u mENtiOned..


goNnA sLeep!! niTes EveryOne!!
aNd reMember tO bruSh teeth! bYe~~

nO woRk oN saT!

"cArrot, tml nO work.. buddEn sUn aNd mOn havE tO wOrK frOm 10a.m tO 8p.m..."
Ezra mSg mi thiS...
yEs he cAlled mi cArrOt..
bO bian.. firSt dAy of woRk my SUperviSOr James think i loOk like Bugs buNny.. hAHas... bugs bunnY eaT cArRot.. and coS i likE orAnge.. anD orAnge = cArrot'S colOr..
i am uSed tO niCknames...



SUAn jie --- puMpkin
Shellen --- Ah Lu cUm maNgO lu lu
Ying, ling, miaO, xueliN, mAine --- Jing
WeiJian --- pAo pAo chA mei mEi cUm jin mEi
jAsOn --- Garfield cUm jiN mEi
WeidEr --- Xiao mAo
MarcUs --- mEi zi cUm buAy lEw Lian de aH liAn
Rani --- tinY little creAture (hAHas)
RAjAmah --- oHhh~ CarOl.. (hahaHhas)
Chew hUa --- jiN mEi
Yi Peng --- Clonez cuM xiAo wAn zi
mUmmy --- gE-zhU cUm tuA buAy za-bO
mY biAo jie --- kiM jie~~
"mAria" --- mDm
NTUC's aunties --- xiAo yuAn yuAn cUm xiAo tiAn tiAn (wahahAha)


hahas... all thiS seemS fAmiliar??!! wAtch out fOr youR nameS written abOve!! can tink oF anYmore?



gEt dOwn tO seriOus matterS!!
firstly.. aiYohs... the rEal mariA in mY blOg will knoe whO he or she iS.. doN worries mY deAr ling anD shellen, u boTh noT maria lahss... haHahas



SecOndlY...
thiS is written onlY fOr ling..
i wanted tO write thiS for u alreAdy just now.. bUt guess u put your recent blOg earlier thAn mine??
i wanted tO say soRrie.. soRrie tO dragging u intO this jOb withOut letting u asK much about it...


i kinda force u?? and sorrie tO get u sO stressed and unhappie about thE wOrkloAd...


and u Are welcOme.. i am glAd thaT u did not blAme mi foR my dOings and instead thANks mi foR it.. hoWever when the kinO jOb iS approvEd, gO ahead fOr it!! doN worries about mi..


oNe moRe thing, i am sOrrie if i sAid anything wrOng that mAy have sUan-ed u.. u know sometimEs i can be very vEry tActleSs~~ sOrries..



anD oUch** dAphnE is oUt oF SingApore idOl~~ sObss... yahss.. mANy people dOn liKe her.. budDen i happeN tO like hEr fRom onE audition tO another..
some sAy she act cuTe and stuff...


buT she iS mY "herOine" .. noT the drUg lAhss... bUt the femALe herO... saMe age aS mi.. yEt she stRike it biG~~ while i aM still stUck with mY bOoks.. haHas..
Ying i knoW wAt u are gOing tO say nexT..
aiYohs... i tink if i tAke part, i will be the next xU chUn mEi.. hAHahahas!!



SylvEster still rAwks!!
Budden whEnever i tOk about Sylvester, weider wiLL sit oN mi until i say sYlvester will bE out~~ he will kEep praying Sylvester out every fRiday.. bUt tO nO avAil lahSs... i know u all are gonnA clEnch yOur fiSts and bOx him anytime~~ hAHas i hAVe alreAdy bOx for u all mAnY times le~~ nO sweAt!!



Ying, thaNks!! i will cOntinUe to pErsuade everyoNe sO that i caN sAVe on mY buS conCessiOn anD vroOm vrOom tO scHOol everyday!! hAHas~~ thaT iS goNna be sO cOol~



tireD eyEs nOw?? i hAVe alOt more tO write.. oNly spare yA gUys fOr a dAy hORs~~


gonnA meEt Turtle (Der Der) toMorrOw!! -- DEr dEr becomes tURtle!! sPeciallY thanks tO jasOn'S eArs~~ hAHas.. *All smileS~~*


Update mOre!! gOod nitEs anD dreAm of mi gUys!!

DeepAvAli~

tOdAy iS DeepAvAli... knOw whY i aM sO hAppie?? noT bEcos iS mY pUbliC hOls.. buT i gEt tO WORk fROm 10 am tO 3pm onlY.. oH yeAhss..


well wEll..i hAv bEen wAnting tO ride a mOtor biKe tiLl i Reach 18...
buDden ...
mUm sAys nO...
dAd sAys nO...
wEider sAys onlY as a pAssenger not a rider..
ling sAYs, "hUhss??!!"
onlY ying sAys... "jiA yOu.. i wAnna leArn gUitar alsO.." hAhass...
sO guEss thE wiSh will onlY stAY as a dreAm??


yEsterdAy sO swAy huhSss.. mY slippErs onE strip cAme oFf.. anD i hAd tO relY on the other strip tO kEep wAlking until i reAch hOme...
thEN mUm discovered mY bROken slipperS...
AnD shE mEnded it, thEN gluE iT wiTh elephaNt glUe. thE finAle wAs shE plAce a biG hAMmer oN it thRough the night.. sHE sAid like thAT then stAble..
aiYohs.. anYthing.. hahas


RecEntly i bEen gEtting fAtteR... mY mUm cALled mi "tUA buAy zA bO" (biG fAt woMan) and asKed mi noT tO eAt sO muCh anymOre...
sObss~~


chAtting wIth jAsOn on mSn... hE said he gOt a bOxing compeitiOn at the end of the mOnth nOv.. oH i Am gonnA gO see!!
anD it iS at BRaddel hEights CC... sO near mY hoUse!!
sOO exCited.. goNna see hiM boX pEople~~ hahas..


thAT's all!! going wOrk~
ByeEe~~

Ling! Ying! rEmemBer thE "PeiCAi" clip at mY hOuse?
Ling uSed iT tO cLip mY kOr'S tOwel.. bUt i gO cliP mY di di's towel insteAd.. they Asked wHy.. i siMply sAy he wiLL clip bAck My tOWel.. lOlx... plAying sileNt bAttle!


aNd yESterdAy mY di pRove it.. hE clippEd bAck the clip tO mY tOwel..!! sEe see... bUy 4D alSo nOt sO heng.. hAHas...


nExt i wannA sAy sOrry tO ying.. i wAs oNly jOking in mY blOg.. she yeSterdAy mSg mi thAt it wAsnt her... thEn we cArried ouT a small invEStigAtiOn oN hoW ben hAd thAt dreAm...


mAybe he miSs us? whicH iS thE moSt impOssible! hAhas..
or mAybe liKe he sAid he hAD suPernAturAl poWers... doeS he??
"mAriA" mAria... dO u kNow??


juSt sAw ling ANd ying'S blOg... sO sorrie nEber aDd comMents... i wilL try tO... soMetimes rushing foR work sO neber... sOrries...


How ling dEscribe mY colleagues wAs reAllY funny.. hAhas...
nOt ner-Zha, iS EZra...
nOt wAter, iS WAlter...
glAd tHAt she will shE bU de there... hahas... i was kinda worried thaT tHe atmoSphere thEre will be tEnse foR her...


yEsterday at wORk.. i hiT mY highest sO fAr... buDDen haven reach the tArget eZra set foR mi...
hE set 1600...
i onlY reAch 1530...
lUcky bOss set tArget iS 1250.. hAhas..
buDden Ezra say tOday muSt reAch hiS expectatiOns...
* kEep fingers croSsed *


i hAd a miSunderstAnding wiTh WeidEr yESterdAy.. wE AsSume the wrOng things...cOs in mSg, u wiLL nEBer hear the tOne of thE pErsOn... And i ended uP sO aNgrY witH hiM..

i wAnted tO Act aNgry with hiM whEn i sAw hiM... buDden hE is sOoo funnY~ i see hiM i fEel liKe lAughing!!
bUt i REN... bEnd mY biG heAd dOwn And silEnt lAugh ("hUm chOu")
in the end.. stiLL cAnnot lOhss... i burst oUt lAughing~
then everYthing iS fine.. hAhas..

tO ying: bie hUi xiN... jiA yOu!! cAn find jOb de..!!

tAke cAre gAls ..--- COpy Ying de.. hAhas...

sMileS~

thiS pAst few dAYs hAs bEEn bUsy... with...? gOing out lOhs... hEhes..

oN sat i weNt out with ling and ying aFter wOrk.. ANd bEcoS i fEel liKe eating The tOm yUm cRunch meal in KFC, we mAde rounds the mArinA SquAre building.. ( thIS building iS curreNtlY unDEr renoVAtiOn mahss)... fEel sO bAd lEt thEm Walk wiTh me and still cAnt finD thAt tinY Weenie fAst fOod restuArAnt...

we were At suNtec at firSt and mi ANd ling foRgotten thAT suntec gOT kFc... until we rEalli couldn't find it in mArinA square... ying aSked, "whY doN wan gO suntec de huhS?" -_-"""shE said she toT mi ANd ling wanted niCer chiCken.. then mArInA square'S kFc'S chickens are more delicioUs... -_-""" Hahas...

On Sunday i tOok ling tO mY workplAce.. at firST EZra said mAybe by nOv got enOugh pEople no vAcAny le... buDden a fEw dAYs agO, there weRe tWo newbies... cANnot be de mahss.. sO i gO Ask Walter whether can bring frEn oVer.. i waS pulling hiS shiRt wheN he sAid okies... hAhas..
bEcoS i scAred he bluFf mi mAhss... sO muSt threAten him tO tell mi the truth...

i wAs kinda sCared that shE might nOt gEt uSed to the jOb.. well... thEre iSn't a neeD tO woRrie cos she leArn fAst... budden when sHe mAde a mistake, she wiLL anxiOuly cAll, "Jing!! Jing!!" hAHas...

lAst nite Joe'S bEn cALled me tO say he beri yAndAo and that he hAd a dream on sAT thAt ying and ling in mY houSe oN sun... yAhss.. we Were iN my houSe thAT day... i was pestering hiM Asking hOw he kNOw de.. budden he die die alsO dOn wanna say.. i gO aSk shellen, ling And ying... shellen and ling said they neBer saY anything to bEn... ying nEBer reply..

i no nEed bE CID ALso noE maYbe ying.. Add on thAT ben mentiONed ying in hiS sms..

tO ying: muSt Admit if u dOne.. all these years i teach u de lehss... hAHass..

oh oh.. lAte for work... bYe bye!!

hizz

sOrrie For nOt blOgging thEse dAys...

juSt a sHOrt blOg hEre tO sAy hi.. Hahass..

sO Hi

tO "mAria": i Wrote Your nAme here le.. hAHas

siCky gReenie gEr..!!

tOday i reAch hOme bY 12p.m. fROm woRk... knOe whY toDay sO eArly?? well.. noT becoS boSs todAy mooD gOod...


plAinlY cOs i am siCk!! fEver.. sOre throAt.. cOugh.. flU... Not agAin!!.. i lOst mY vOice agAin...!!


mY suPerviSor was sO afraid thAt i will fAint that he let mi gO off eArly aRound 11pm..

thAnks ling fOr YOur cOncern.. but buT buT... cAN i noT run?? u rUn i wAlk lAHss.. your bAck View sO nice.. muSt see moRe mAhs... hAHahas


i slEpt thE whOle afternOon thEn watCh "Qing Ting Da Fan Dian" Vcd i boRrowed fRm Weider'S mUm.. iT iS a kOrEa drAma... SupEr fuNny lehss.. i lAUgh until mY vOice fRom alreAdy lOst bEcomE more lOst.. haHas... waT toking mi??!!


After thAt liKe eveRy tEenage gEr likE ying aNd ling.. i wAtch "Ren wO aO yOu"... wAhss.. noW i see thE Yilin i wiLL shOut!!! hOw cAn she be sOOOOO wiCked?!?! cAn't stAnd her... iF i aM Kaixin, i suRe .. i suRe... i suRe... oHss.. nEber minD...


tO ling: i gOt ask mY polY fren jASon.. buDden thAt tiMe he sAy bY noV nO vacancy le... budden hE sAys if gOt again, hE wiLL cAll mi... cOS duRing pAst sch dAys, hE waS despEratelY finding ppl tO bE waitresS...


And i wiLl kEep pEstering EzrA tO pErsuade the boSs tO tAKe in aNother pErson.. hAhas...


GOing slEep le.. nitEs...

fEver fEver gO away.. cOme agaiN anoTHer dAy..!!
(tMl seeiN hiM!! YiPpies!! sO i dOn waNnA pAss tO him loHss.. sOldier cAnnot fAll siCk oR else beri kE liAn de...)

sOme thOughts..

bEen hAvin sOre thRoAt reCently.. pAssed dOwn bY weidEr.. stiLL rEmember dUring Sec sCh tiMe iS always yiNg pAss tO mi de.. she cAnnOt talk for twO dayS.. and i caNnot talk fOr at mOst a wEek.. hahAs.. aNd shE will feel guilTy and kEep apOlogising tO mi... nOt hEr fAult lAhs.. iS mY imMune sYsteM weAk..


gOing THru mY friEndster pRofiLe eArlieR oN.. tO mY sUrpRise, jOhnAthAn iS sEnt tO Boys' Home le.. kiNdA sAd fOR him And hiS prESent gf...


sAd fOr hiS gf cOs shE hAs tO wAit fOr him.. -_-"" .. wEll... wAs glAd thAt Our relAtionshiP eNded AS sOon As we stARted.. lAsted fOR AbT a mTh.. ThiS relAtiOnshiP wAs a lOve wiThOut A purpOse existing.. Everything wAs liKe a drEam wAiting fOr mi tO bE slApped tO reAch the reAlity..


wEll... glAd thAt i fOund weidEr?? aT lEast we hAve a pUrpOse.. wAt is iT?? dOnt tEll u lEhss.. hAhas...


mY dAddy yEst fEd mi tO mY mOuth wiTh pAnAdOl miXtuRe.. -_-"" hE iS alWAys liKe thAt.. i am nO kid le~~~!!!

wEider lEhss?? hE hAs bEen plAying dOctOr.. And i mEAn playing lOhSss.. aNyHow puT mEdicaTed Oil all ovEr mE, tAke mY pulSe anD heArt rAte fRom time tO time... -_-""" hE is as siAo as evEr~~


gTg work...


sHellen: all ThE beST foR yoUr Os...
liNg: sAme thing. all thE besT fOr yOur exAms!! gOt miSs mi?? hAHas.
ying: smileS!!

tAke CAre gAls!!

chiLL!!

I love u
must take care.
miss a bit a bit.
me will miss u.

AtTentiOn!!

ReAders pLS scrOll dOwn 4 blOg eNtRieS anD stARt rEAding uPwardS!!

i hAVe upDated 4 bloG eNtriEs at onE gO.. hAppiE ReAding..

DOntS: dOn't fAll AslEep!!

lOvE yA all...

re: rE: rE: bAck bACk bAck!!

4Th blOg: mY hP bill jUSt cAme.. thiS month was $43.05... CongrAts me.. fAster fAster!! i hAve rEduCed ovEr $60 oF mY hP billS from the pAst feW months.. =)

rE: rE: bAck bAck bAcK!!

mY 3Rd blOg oF thE dAy!! bReaK mY previOus rECord le...
oKies..


thEse pAst oNe wEek other thAN wOrk, i Went to my clAss chAlet aFtEr wOrk on the 25tH.. iT wAs loYang alOha reSort.. aNd i skiP tWo dAYs of wOrk!! sO bAd rites??


i Went there onlY to find thAT they hAve alreAdY BBq foR mi ANd eZra.. nO fun.. toT i cAn bbq with thEm AlSo... i rEAChed aRound 9pm At nite mahss...


thEn wE plAy cards, wAtch tV, etc etc tO enteRtAin ouRselves foR the firsT nite...

oNe oF ouR cArd gAmes WAs heArt aTtaCk.. bEcoS theRe are morE thaN 10 oF uS plAying.. We injuRe oursElves while snAtching tO plAce our hAnds all together... viOlent lEhss.. oF cos i aM noT excluded..
i ruBbed aGainst mY kneEs while stRetching tO gET a plAce in there..


pOor joAnne gOt scratched bY mY fingErnailS..
And Samuel hit himSelf insteAd of hitting oTHers after hE Shouted, "hEArt attAck!!!" evEryone else siam their hAnds, he did noT siam..
hAHahas.. -_-"""


thEn i fEll Asleep unknowinglY till the next morning Wenking woKe mi uP.. hAHas.. they went beach neber slEep loHs.. theY tried tO wAke mi anD mArcus uP thAT nite bUt tO nO avAil.. mArcus even Wake uP ANd scolded them vulglAr b4 fAllin bAck Zzz.. hAHas...


the SEcond dAy wAs a letdOwn.. raining nEBer mind.. bUdden whEn we reAched thE "EScApe" entrAnce, all we sAw waS A smAll signbOard And a cloSed gAte..


"EscApe wOuld onlY bE oPened oN WeekendS and pubLic hOlidAys. Sorrie fOr the incOnveniEnce caused."
sObs sObSs!! we the gAls wEre sO excited and wakE jiA liang aNd jAson uP juSt to go escApe ANd.....
oUr chAlet waS from moN tO Wed u See... And Wild wild wet iS tuEs cloSed.. wE tues gO it tues cloSed.. sO sWay rites...


sO ling.. the chAlet wE mAy be hOlding soOn mAy it bE oN weekenD woRs..


sO so.. we Went Arcade thEn bOwling lOhs.. EZra they all gO plAy pOol.. We plAyed phOto hunt in ARcAde And learn oNe thing:
[Si Ting'S eyes vErY Sharp!!!]


i gAve mY firSt timE to WenkiNg they all fOr bOwling.. mY first sHOt wAs everything iS knOcked doWn.. i was sO hAppie until wenking sAid, "sOrrie dOn coUnt"
hAHas...
u kNow whY?
cOs the bAll i Rolled sO slOw.. oF coS iT wilL roLL in Straight line mAhss.. lATer after trys and tryS all gO intO the drAin.. foRget iT!! i doN wannA bE a bOwler anyway.. haHas


we Went foR a sWim in hOme clothes aT nitE.. i was puShed intO the pOol bY wenking!! at first i was getting ready to go dOwn le.. then the next thing i knoe waS gulping plenty of chlOrine waTer!! scAred mi lehSss.. ahhhhhssss~~~

whEn we finAlly goT baCk "hOme", i secretlY asked everYone to siGn tHe cArd i mAde for weijiAn.. duE to sOme misunderatndgins in the class, he started to drift away from the class... well.. i was volUnteered tO do the card, thAnks tO si Ting.. hAhas..


then we presented this card to hiM.. cAn see thAt he waS reallY toUched.. wE haD a small discUssiOn at niTe acCoMpanied bY lOts oF buLpingS ( cOs sOme gUYs draNk beer)... hAhas.. weijian actuallY said the envelOpe iS beri niCe, and neber say the caRd!!!

the envElOpe was dOne bY Mr. tOh Wei dEr lOhss...
ArghS.. fUming!!!


The nExt moRning wAs hOme sweEt hOmE!!

Re: bAck BAck bAck!!

hEy gAls, hEre mY SecOnd bLog.. Okies... i wanna sAy thANk You tO liNg and yiNg.. thANks fOr Adding COmmentS hEre.. i oNlY sAw thEse cOmmentS toDay.. hAHas.. sO blUrie riTes... juSt Wanna aDd Also i gO rEad youR blOgs de.. cOntinUe tO kEep blOgging!!


tO ling: thANks foR yOur encouRAgement..!! a few moRe dAYs tO go b4 yOur eXaMs ends.. jiA yOu jiA yOu!! AftEr thAT u will hAVe 2 mtHs hOls le.. i aM sOrrie aBout tHe joB thiNgY.. i wiLL Ask mY fren tO try aSking aGain.. i hOpe everything iS gReAt fOR u??!!
p.S: SYlvEster rAwks!! hAHas...


tO yiNg: dOnT gET so stRESsEd uP.. muSt chEer uP!! muSt lEArn hOw tO smile knOe.. k?? cheeRs~~

bAck bAck bAck!!

fiRstlY.. Sorrie fOR nOt blOgging fOr sUCh a lOng tiMe...!! bEEn buSY wIth WOrk.. gO hoMe mE jUst wAnnA slEEp.. toDaY i aiM tO Write 4 blOgs.. hEhes..


knOw wHy tOday i sO free? cOs toDay iS sAt ANd i woRk till 3 onlY.. And the SUpeR gOodie neWs iS tOmorroW nO WOrk!! oh yEAhs oH yeAHs..


And i woUld alSo likE to inTrO a sOng tO u aLL.. iT iS an engliSh sOng cALled "hAppie enDing" sUng bY AvRil LAVigne.. THe Singer SounDS fAMiliAr? i hEArd thiS song from 98.7fM ANd i reAlli loVe iT..!!


HEre gOes:
So muCh fOr my HAppie ENding..
So mUCh for mY hAppie eNding...
So mUch fOR mY hAppie Ending.....

Let'S stArt thiS ovEr,
It'S nOt liKe wE'Re deAd.
WAs iT sOmethiNg i diD,
oR wAs iT sOmethiNg u Said?

dOn'T lEAve mE hAnging
iN A City sO deAd
hEld uP sO hiGh
oN sUCh a bReakABle thREAd

You wEre all thE thingS i THought i knEw
aNd i thOught We could bE.

*ChOruS: You wEre eVerything, eVerything
thAt i wanted
We wEre Meant tO be, sUppOsed to be
bUt WE loSt it
aLl oF ouR mEmoRIes sO cloSe tO me
jUst fAde aWAy
aLL thiS tiMe u Were prEtending
sO muCH fOr my hAppie ENding
So muCh fOr my hAPpie enDing

u'vE gOt yOur dUmb friEnds,
i knOW whAt thEy sAy.
They tEll yOu i'm diFficUlt,
and So are thEy.
But thEy dOn'T knOw mE,
dO thEy Even kNow yOu.
All tHe thiNgs You hiDe fRom mE,
All thE stuff thAT u did

yOu were all the things i thOught i knEw
and i tHoUght WE coUld bE.

*REpeAt cHorUS

It'S nice tO knoW yoU were there
thAnks fOR acting liKe you Care
And mAKing mE fEel liKE the onlY oNe
iT's niCe tO knOw We hAd iT all
thANks foR wAtching As i fAll
anD lEtting mE kNOw wE wEre dOne

hE wAs eVerything, Everything thAT i waNted

*rEpeat choRus

sO muCH for my HAppie enDing..
sO muCH fOr mY hAPpie enDing...



sOoo poWderfUl lYricS riteS?? thE tunE iS SUpEr niCe loHs.. nEber cHeAt u de.. muSt gO liSten.. thiS lyricS i typE mySelf de.. li hAi bA?? hAHAs... CoNtinUe rEAding mY SEcoNd One..

My sCh resultS!!

YeSterdAy i WAs sO hAppie thAT i cANt sleep... i Was online checKing mY exAm resultS... And guEss wAt?? i WaS thE tOp 25% oF mY couRSe... thiS iS reAlli reAlli gOod news... hAHas.. i Am NoT shOwing oFf loHs... just wANna shAre hAppinEss wiTh yA all... u nOE whY?? coS iT iS thE firST tiME i Am SOooOoo plEAsed with mY resultS... hEhe..

HAP = C+
TCS = A
ENG MATHS = A
DIGITAL FUNDAMENTALS = B+
CIRCUIT ANALYSIS = A
INETCF = B+

... gottA gO WORk.. tAke care!!

i aM wOrkiNg!!

Just dO a siMple blOg here.. recEntly hAven been blOggin.. thANks ling.. guEss thEre is nO neEd tO sAy i Feel.. shE knoes... thAnkS alOt alOt..


eZrz tOok mi tO hiS ex coMpany a fEW dAys agO... well.. i gOt in... buddeN iT wAs reAlli a tOugh ANd chAllenging onE.. i hAVen done ofFicE jOB b4 anD i tiNK ANoTher feW dAYs mY eyeS wilL pOp oUt ANd drOp.. ExggerAting ritEs? but toDay iS onlY mY 4th dAY of wOrk ANd i alreAdy hAvE rEd eyes.. 9 hRS fAcing the cOm... ANd WHen cANt finiSh hAve tO work ovErtiMe... And the dIfficultlY cOmes wHen the boSs expectS u tO typE fAst.. iF nEber hiT hiS expectAtioNs, hE wilL givE a feW chAnces then he wiLL sAck alreAdy.. i hAVe nEber been cAlled tO hiS office b4, luCkily.. buT wHO knoWs lAter?? then GOt bAckache.. finger crAmps.. gO hoMe quicklY sleep!!

hahas... thiS iS onlY a bEginning.. mAybe it will tuRN ouT bEtta? gOtta gO woRk.. bYe and tAKe gOod care!!!

alL thE beSt foR yOUr exAmS ling!!!

sObss..

nOw liStening tO yi pEng'S hOsting aT spinX (a sOrt of rAdiO stAtiOn).. hE plAying sUo ai ni bY jOlin tSAi nOw due tO a requEst fRm onE of hIS fAns.. hahas...

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tHe gUys' rUles..

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The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.


3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.


4. Crying is blackmail.


5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!


6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.


9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.


10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.


11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.


14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.


15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.


17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.


19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine..Really.


20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.


21. You have enough clothes.


22. You have too many shoes.


23. I am in shape. Round is a shape.


24. Thank you for reading this.



Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.